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December 18, 2003
The Christmas Card Conspiracy
Sending out Christmas cards to people this year? Have you bought them yet?
Newsflash: IF YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT THEM YET, THE SELECTION LEFT IS TRASH.
Yes, apparently 7 days before Christmas is way too late to purchase Christmas cards. The cards left are crappier than something printed from Printshop on a 386 PC 10 years ago. That's right folks, they suck.
If you're thinking about sending out cards this year, just don't. Odds are your intended recipients will hide them or throw them away before they hit the mantle. So I'd like to extend my heartfelt gratitude towards Hallmark for making us semi-late shoppers look like tasteless IDIOTS. F U HALLMARK.
Posted by beamz at December 18, 2003 8:21 PM